Friday, July 19, 2013

Physical Fitness Blog : confessions for my ups and downs in the past.

As a self-professed soldier, I must admit that I am much more better in the intellectual ability than the physical fitness ability. I have never quite passed physical fitness tests in school or in the army. So people say that I think too much aka the proverbial "thinking soldier". The only major times that I managed to surpass my expectations or even other people's expectations were in times of emergency crisis when I responded with adrenaline. During BMT, I lost 13 kgs. 

During the previous operation "Operation Thunderstrike" of 2006/07 pitting myself against  "Fat B**t**d H" as the target, I managed to lose 23 kgs. Nevertheless, he still did not concede defeat to me. This led me to think out of the box how to win without heavy fighting in the future. So I gradually embarked on my quest to succeed with people through diplomacy for mutual benefits in my career as the main option since 2008. I largely succeeded but there is still room for improvement in that department of interpersonal relations. Anyway, I had gone past beyond the stage of remembering him or even his name for that matter. It is just in the past as part of my combat history. The last time that I heard of him, is nowhere near where I am today. What is past, is past. 

Moving on for this "Operation Top Gun", the primary target is none other than myself because I am the greatest opponent for myself since I know my strengths and weaknesses in this battle after having been through this and that. Losing weight "Operation Thunderstrike 2" was a losing battle in the last 5 years (despite being advised nicely by a few friends whom I am grateful for), juggling work and studies together for "Operation Intellectual Jungle". As we say in economics, resources are limited while wants are unlimited.  I aim to lose at most 30kgs or 25 kgs at least for 2013/14 and keep it that way for once and for all. I would like to give thanks to my family and friends who support me throughout all this while in my determination to make it in my various areas of operations for the challenges of life. 

Former opponent's reply to me after I won : Something that made me realize that there will always be sore losers around no matter how hard I work. So the greatest opponent is actually none other than myself.

It seems that I've forgotten about the 1.4MB diskette size of your brain capacity and ability to process information. So I thought I'd put it in a much more simplified response to you:

1. Nobody gives a shit about your special olympics challenge. You're still retarded no matter what (even if you'd have somehow won by sheer luck), and we don't take handicap matches.

2. You're not a sportsman, you're not a military man, so to hell with your bullshit. Want a medal for slimming down? Go ask Expressions or Adonis for it.

3. By the way, learn to spell people's name correctly first and check your grammar before putting on something that will only put yourself to more shame (not that it matters since all your dignity is pretty much gone, but still make it at least look good).

4. You still hold your pink IC and you're not even American. So to hell with your American dream and get ready for more humiliations and discriminations over there. Congrats!

5. A good warrior is one that would never see the need to quote Sun Zi time and time again. Need I say more about that, diskette-brain? Your opponents are all here, and all you could do is run away to another country crying and snoozing your mucus all over. Talk about empty talk (yes, pun intended. Try digesting that)

6. You want apology? come and get it. I'll be waiting for you. You need a good lesson on how to mind your words responsibly, and how one should know one's own place. Maybe if you'd apologize for YOUR OWN MISDEED that caused all these nonsense today (yes, it's your own fault). I might give your request a consideration.



Sincerely,
Fat Bastard H